Paddling a ball into a destructive path toward obliterating other people’s demand for my time is just the rando reminder of priorities in life I needed this week. Thank you!
Funnily enough, we just added a _surprisingly_ similar easter egg to Chrome Devtools: https://x.com/nucliweb/status/1757506389495202000. I just had to comment now to assert that we had the same awesome idea. :)
eieio: your link to Juice it Or Lose It makes me so happy. For a decade I point people to that presentation. It's just perfect. Our easter egg is could afford some more juice though.. I might yoink some of your code. :) great stuff.
paul - really glad that you enjoyed the post and I appreciate that you appreciated me mentioning the talk! It's so good! It was great to get to revisit it and borrow from it so directly.
And that's a lovely easter egg! Had no idea that it was there. Agreed that it could use some more juice; yoink away :)
don't think there's any chance of it happening but definitely daydreamed about getting it upstreamed after the Google Calendar twitter account posted about it! That'd be a ton of fun.
Fascinating that even though those videos don't have sound, I hear the bashing noise in my mind's ears. This is referred to as vEAR, or “visually evoked auditory response.”[1]
Is it just me but Google products such as Calendar, Sheets, and even Docs performance has deteriorated really bad in Safari. Of course, they work well in Chrome. I like to do quick tasks in Safari, my default browser, such as bricking meeting slots in the Calendar.
It's not just you, and it's not just Safari. I use Firefox for everything, but have to keep Chrome installed for the Google products I'm forced to use for work. I don't know if I can accuse them of intentional sabotage, but they certainly don't do performance testing outside their own browser.
I don't use Google products in Firefox or other browsers often enough to notice or care about performance but some say spoofing the UA string to chrome fixes many of those issues.
Wouldn't that cause positive feedback in the analytics? Firefox usage is already below the magic 5%. If we start hiding, we may soon join IE5 in unsupported land.
