"You were born to deploy kubernetes"

"Your feedback is actionable and important"

"There will never be another outage again"

"Your tests are reliable and have appropriate coverage"

pfft.. I have no tests. Still need to figure out how to write them.

You start by choosing between multiple choice, fill-in-the-blank, or an essay question...

Well, technically all of your tests are very reliable then.

100% of the tests are passing.

That’s a divide by zero error so technically the percentage of passing tests goes to infinity as the number of tests approaches zero.

#DiscreetMath

Reminds me of Severance Wellness Sessions

Please try to enjoy all your Jira tickets equally.

SRENITY