In bed?! You gotta multitask if you want to get things done, try on the toilet next time.

If you are spending 30 minutes on the toilet, language fluency is not your biggest problem

But learning how to ask the chemist for proctosydol in French may pay off dividends

if i spend 30 minutes on the toilet, standing up again is my biggest problem

But your nearest proctologist is going to have a new client soon.

on the toilet ? I only go to the toilet on company time

“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.”

I read Hacker News on the toilet.

Sorry—TikTok FTW

10x more effective than coffee