"dont you play resume games with me" shut up. The most callbacks i ever got was when i decided to say fuckit and just made a wanky graphical resume turning it into this elaborate parts explosion diagram. Nobody cared about any real experience and wouldn't shut up about how cool and original this resume was, "we need people just like you" I have never felt so strongly the world was so full of cruel incompetent idiots gatekeeping the entire worlds work force behind pure wankery