"No."
"But we need the capacity! The website suddenly slowed down!"
"Did the user count suddenly go up 10x?"
"... no."
"You need to fix your indexes/query/n+1 code."
This has happened so often to me over the last few years I need some cutesy version of it on a t-shirt or a mug.
Edit: Gemini Pro 3 + Nano Banana Pro made me this, which is impressing me more than I'd like to admit: https://i.postimg.cc/zXcVSz3M/query-opt.jpg
"No."
"But we need the capacity! The website suddenly slowed down!"
"Did the user count suddenly go up 10x?"
"... no."
"You need to fix your indexes/query/n+1 code."
This has happened so often to me over the last few years I need some cutesy version of it on a t-shirt or a mug.
Edit: Gemini Pro 3 + Nano Banana Pro made me this, which is impressing me more than I'd like to admit: https://i.postimg.cc/zXcVSz3M/query-opt.jpg