Maybe the site is overloaded. But as for the "brb, were on it!!!!" - this page had the live stream of the talk when it was happening. Hopefully they'll replace it with the recording when media.ccc.de posts it, which should be within a couple hours.

it's online now

Took me a second but I got your joke

Also expect contents referred in the slides (every "chapter" of the presentation referred to a url such as https://gpg.fail/clearsig or https://gpg.fail/minisig and so on)