Robert Caro, in the LBJ series, wrote about how LBJ would use the discomfort of ...

newsoftheday · 2026-01-16T20:01:33 1768593693

Also, LBJ allegedly unzipped his fly and exposed himself to reporters demanding to know why the U.S. was in Vietnam, declaring, "This is why!".

knowitnone3 · 2026-01-16T21:52:08 1768600328

his limp biscuit is why the US was in Vietnam? Was Vietnam hording the viagra? The US sure has a history of psychopathic presidents.

moorederodeo · 2026-01-16T22:15:34 1768601734

It seems he was well-endowed

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/50ej3a/how_d...

nailer · 2026-01-16T22:19:24 1768601964

"limp biscuit" is an activity, not a euphemism for a penis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit

tyleo · 2026-01-16T19:48:31 1768592911

Crazily enough, I’ve also heard he pulled his Johnson out in meetings.

waffletower · 2026-01-16T20:15:46 1768594546

I'd like to say that is where the slang originates, but perhaps it just gave him extra license.

lostlogin · 2026-01-16T19:54:24 1768593264

There is a joke here somewhere.

treetalker · 2026-01-16T19:57:45 1768593465

Toobin would like a word.

no-dr-onboard · 2026-01-16T20:38:46 1768595926

Toobin had many words. Most of them were onomatopoeias.

teaearlgraycold · 2026-01-16T20:40:07 1768596007

And called it Jumbo

darth_avocado · 2026-01-16T19:34:30 1768592070

I have seen more than one CEOs of big companies do this. The number VPs is probably a lot more.

lostlogin · 2026-01-16T19:56:27 1768593387

The TV show Veep is great. She behaves like this sort of arsehole, with utterly crass behaviour, and coming from a female makes it more striking.

Amazing show.

scns · 2026-01-17T13:29:14 1768656554

Thanks for the tip, looks interesting

jasonwatkinspdx · 2026-01-16T19:39:51 1768592391

Apparently he urinated on the shoes of a secret service agent just as a flex.

strangattractor · 2026-01-16T21:08:24 1768597704

We now know why he served only one term:)

normie3000 · 2026-01-16T21:32:58 1768599178

Why? It sounds like he was a number two term president.

strangattractor · 2026-01-17T01:07:17 1768612037

It was somewhat of a joke;) He completed Kennedy's term and and was only only elected once. He refused to run for a 3rd. Given the immense ego's of these guys one might assume it was because he was unlikely to win. Peeing on people is unlikely to win you a lot of friends.

kgwxd · 2026-01-16T21:15:03 1768598103

These days, stunts like that might get you a third term.

furyofantares · 2026-01-16T21:27:12 1768598832

Well, one and a half.

anal_reactor · 2026-01-16T21:01:45 1768597305

Try this on me. It won't work.